Well, perhaps I’ll be a little nicer about it than that, but either way, I am now a homeowner and can now yell at people of all ages to get off my damn lawn.  Yep, I tell ya what, I closed on that there house this afternoon and my head is spinning like a roach fallen in a margarita machine.  I’ve got a few moving debts out there that I’ll probably be cashing in at some point here in the next couple of weeks…you know who you are and I know where you live.  I am still of the mind to paint my office black eventually.  Yes entirely black.  It will be my own little writing hideout where I’ll go when I need to, well, write, not to mention put on absinthe-tinged puppet shows.  $5 at the door, no discounts.

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Comments

Tara

2004-04-14T07:47:40.000Z

Congratulations! I’m so glad that you get to yell at people that are on your lawn!!! That’s super cool. Where’s your new place located anyways?

Jeff

2004-04-14T20:12:08.000Z

Ya know, it occurs to me that a great solution to screaming nighrbor-spawn running through your yard is… a large cactus garden. That, and a computerized sprinkler system, with motion trackers. Looking forward to the absinthe-tinged puppet shows. Do the spectators get absinthe too?