Protestor = Terrorist
I had no idea about the correlation between these two seemingly unrelated roles, but I learned this morning on NPR from a soldier’s wife that if you are protesting against the war, then you are siding with the terrorists. Who’d’a thunk it? I’m glad that she and others with such incredible analogy skills were able to crack the terrorist’s code and show that the world that cries of “Peace!” were actually cries of “Jihad!” I never knew that there were so many terrorists all over the world and even right here in Austin, even amongst my closest circle of friends. Shit, what about me?