SNOW DAY!!!!!

Okay, so it’s really an ice day, but all the same, we don’t have to go to work until later in the day…there’s ice all over the road and people are slipping and sliding all over the damn place. But see, here’s the deal yo. We’re supposed to go in at noon, but the temperature isn’t supposed to get over freezing until…well they don’t know when. So we’re supposed to go to work in dangerous conditions still. So am I being asked to put my life on the line for a company? Is that the proposition that’s being made here? It’s not like we’re delivering vaccinations or protecting the world from evil nazi werewolves. I’m not putting my life on the line just to keep the stock from going down. Fuck that.

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