And…go.

Envelopes taste yucky.

Painting a large room red is not a quick task

There is no such thing as a promotion, only a “lateral move” which in ancient business-ese translates as “Raise? Suck it!”

Six Feet Under is my new favorite show. 

My grandfather spent a lifetime avoiding the number 13, going so far as to even date his checks the 12th or the 14th if he had to write one on the 13th of the month…and then died on June 13th, 2004.

The neighbor across the street has a sign in his yard that says “Yard of the Month.”  I am unaware of any neighborhood association that we have, so I have to wonder if he acquired it and placed it there himself. 

Ken Lay didn’t do anything wrong.  He said so himself. 

One dog is a lonely dog.  Two dogs are two good dogs.  Three dogs is an abomination. 

Brett, I drank your beer while you were on vacation.  I didn’t want it to go bad. 

Everyone says August is too hot for a wedding.  We shall see!

Slayer is PERFECT accompaniment while writing a play about Boy Scouts.