My favorite holiday carol.
It’s the most wonderful day of the year. With no workers a frownin’, no checkbooks a bouncin’, When the BONUS is near! It’s the most wonderful day of the year. >>>>>>>>>>>>> It’s the hap-happiest day of the year. When those checks are passed out, there’s no reason to pout, because the BONUS is here! It’s the hap-happiest day of the year! >>>>>>>>>>>> We’ll have money for hosting, and liquor for toasting, and presents wrapped under our trees. We’ll pay off the cable, and the heat if we’re able, so our asses won’t start to freeze! >>>>>>> It’s the most wonderful day of the year! So screw you, ya bitch, for today I am rich, the BONUS is here! It’s the most wonderful day…it’s the hap-happiest day…it’s the most wonderful day of the year!