It’s the most wonderful day of the year With no workers a frownin’ No checkbooks a bouncin’ When the BONUS is near It’s the most wonderful day of the year! It’s the hap-happiest day of the year When those checks are passed out There’s no reason to pout Because the BONUS is here It’s the hap-happiest day of the year! We’ll have money for hosting And liquor for toasting And presents wrapped under our trees We’ll pay off the cable And the heat if we’re able So our asses won’t start to freeze. It’s the most wonderful day of the year So screw you, ya bitch For today I am rich The BONUS is here! It’s the most wonderful day… It’s the hap-happiest day… It’s the most wonderful day of the year!