Anal Bleaching
Got your attention didn’t I. Well the title wasn’t meant to get your attention; this entry is really about anal bleaching. Caution: This entry is what some might consider “Filthy.” And the gutter words, which I use gratuitously, reflect that fact. Apparently people are bleaching their anuses. That’s right; people are applying bleach to their butt holes. I first heard of this phenomenon from a close friend. She asked me if I bleached my butt. I looked at her in horror and said, “No. Why do you ask?” “Well I heard people did, just wondering if you did.” said she. “Who would do such a thing?” Asked I. “Australians and Porn Stars.” Said she. “Oh.” said I. The conversation progressed from there, depending on how you look at it. I couldn’t figure out why someone would do this, so I did a google search. Yup, it’s just what I expected. Vanity run-a-muck. People are bleaching the dark brown pigmented area of their sphincters to make them appear pink or just white. Who’s doing it? The “Fashion Trend” as it was dubbed in a few articles I read, appears to have started in Australia, was popularized by porn stars, and Lara Flynn Boyle’s name seems to be synonymous with it. Alright, vanity aside, bleach is bad for your skin, and from the various articles I read, is not recommended by anal sex enthusiasts. Maybe I’m just being narrow minded and old fashioned, at some point earlier in time dying your hair was probably looked upon with equal disdain, but we’re talking about bleaching your brown eye. It just seems so unnatural. Doesn’t your poopshoot put up with enough shit (pun intended) without people trying to make it look prettier than it needs to be? Is it worth screwing something up and being forced to shit into a bag attached to your side for the rest of your life in order to have a prettier pinker pucker? I’m not narrow minded, I say if you’ve got a small cock learn to use it better than the guys with the bigger ones, small breasts are well…they’re just so damn pretty don’t make em’ bigger, and butt holes are brown. Didn’t the Romans start doing this just before the Visigoth’s trampled Rome? Something to think about. Having said all that, I feel I need a shower.
Comments
franny
2005-05-19T11:21:40.000Z
Check this out http://www.whitestarr.nl
Forget bleaching, bling your ass now
Kingmissile
2005-06-02T01:56:27.000Z
Typical myopia. As a black man, I find my anus is too light in contrast to my ass and legs.
mcoker
2005-06-10T22:46:49.000Z
kingmisslie, maybe you should poop more
Kingmissile
2005-06-12T00:26:59.000Z
It’s not so much pooping more that will help, it’s indulging in the twinks and rim-jobs less.
Anonymous
2005-07-13T04:34:44.000Z
the dark colour is our bodies successful attempt, to protect areas that get wet. all natuaral colouring
steve
2006-07-15T19:58:10.000Z
Here is the world’s first anal bleaching blog. Even has a forum!
samiam
2008-04-29T04:15:59.000Z
I AM FUCKING HYSTERICAL LAUGHING! my friends and i were just discussing this! and three of them live in australia too…but they don’t bleach them… is you’re ass one shade off? try tide for assholes! got ring around the bunghole? how but smoker’s ass? lmao. oh i am so glad someone blogged this lmao.
