Martha Stewart is out of jail.  Who gives a fuck?  I’ve either seen Martha’s face or heard Martha’s name more times in the past three days than I’ve unzipped my fly.  That’s a lot.  It started with her smiling face on Newsweek.  Then as I was driving home the other day NPR decided to waste five minutes of its air time with an article about the photo on Newsweek’s cover, which isn’t even a real pic of Martha.  Apparently it’s a “photo illustration”, her face not her body.  When I got to the gym this morning the TV in the locker room was tuned to CNN.  The reporters were discussing “what’s next for Martha?” Apparently a reality TV show.  An hour later when I went back into the locker room to get my stuff, there she was again. Why is she following me!!!  What the fuck did I do to Martha?  I never judged her.  She got busted for shady trading practices.  She was just trying to make an extra buck, what other red blooded capitalist wouldn’t have done the same thing.  What do I care?  But now she’s every where.  Oh wait, not every where.  Martha now enters the house arrest portion of her penalty faze.  For the next few months she’ll be stuck at her 153 acre ranch in Bedford N.Y.  Martha is still renovating the place.  What the fuck kind of detention is that?  The woman lives to renovate.  What’s next?  Michael Jackson doing hard labor as the towel boy at a boy’s prep school.  If Martha invades my dreams I’ll stop sleeping.  What really sickens me is now I give a fuck.  I just wasted ten minutes of my time writing this.  Those media fucks did their job, they made me take notice.  Damn them to hell.  Alright, I’m done with it!  It’s in cyber space now.  I no longer give a Fuck…ahhh…That’s better.

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Comments

Julie

2005-03-08T22:50:13.000Z

apparently, she is the latest obsession.  Did you catch the bit on the Daily Show last night?  Apparently reporters are camped out on her lawn, spying into her windows for mere glimpses of her.  I think it’s all rather disgusting, leave the woman alone!