So, I’m all like IMing the J-dog and stuff, and she’s like - Ashley said that the Ikea catalog came free in the paper, and she didn’t tell us. And I’m all like, “oh no she didn’t!”, and j-dog’s like, “Yeah. Yeah she did.” And, I’m all like, “If that stinky uncreative bitch thinks she’s somehow going to out decorate us, just ‘cause she got the ikea catalog early then she doesn’t know her HGTV from her DIY network. We are the conquerors of compressed particle board! The lords of Lack! The bards of Billy! We are the modern furniture masters!” And j-dog’s like, “Yeah.” Bring your best designs Ashley. We can take totally take your ass!

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Comments

Travis (http://the-holmes.blogspot.com)

2007-08-17T22:01:52.000Z

Wow, what a nice thing to say about my wife you fucking prick.

Ashley

2007-08-17T22:23:07.000Z

I don’t think it went to all the zipcodes. But the next time they do that I can have my mom steal one from a yard for you guys too. And the only way you could possibly out-Ikea us is to replace your daughter with an efficiently designed, flat-packed blonde child. I think everything we own is from those damn swedes! :-)

Tara (http://www.rabid-fraggle.blogspot.com/)

2007-08-19T00:49:44.000Z

Yeah well I’ve got white walls with no photos and one piece of Scandia, so beat that!