It's that sort of day...

I almost got blown away on the way to work today. Barely held onto my umbrella. The rain’s not so bad, but the wind’s wooly. I’ve decided that it’s a good day to listen to the Pet Shop Boys’ Behaviour.

We got the tape for Behaviour originally in the former Soviet Union. It was a bootleg from the black market. Kate, did Slava get that for you? How did it get into our possession?

Don’t worry, though, piracy foes. I’m pretty sure it’s now been been bought by our family several times over. Julie and I alone have both the tape and the CD.

A week?

It’s been a week since I posted? That’s just sad. I feel like I’m posting every day. I just don’t get it. So I’m going to do Austin Script Works’ 30/60/90 project. Hopefully, it’ll get me writing.

Last Wednesday I ran the Sunstroke Summer Stampede 5k. My whole fan section came out to cheer me on (Mom, Dad, Stella, and Julie). I thought I’d done horribly, especially since I’d only recently started running regularly again, but the time came in ok. I did 26:37, which looking back at last year’s time is a little slower. I find it frightening how consistent I am at running these 5ks.

So what happened this weekend?

I dunno it was a blur.

Friday, I worked from home. Stella and I got in a lot of quality time, as well as a run. That evening we decided to go check out a mid-century modern home we’d seen advertised. It was actually affordable which was a shock. A cheap MCM home seems to be in the $350-450 range. We checked it out. It had a fantastic living room and kitchen, but the rest of the house was just ok. And there was no garage, which we can’t do. Need somewhere to store the table saw, platforms, and props. We came home and I cooked fajitas for Mom, Dad, Christine, Brian, and Julie. It was a nice evening.

Saturday morning we got up and went over to Erin’s to help her move. This year was not as smooth as last time. Erin was far more prepared, and had pretty much everything packed up, but we only had 6 people, so it took about 3 more trips than last time. We vegged for a little bit and hung out, drinking beer and eating pizza. We got home, and got a shower, then went over and ate some fantastic filet’s that Christine made at my parent’s house. And mushrooms. Even Stella approved, and she’s been a bit finicky lately. Julie went to a theater party (you can see her blog post), and I stayed home and watched some horror movies on Netflix.

Sunday I slept in till 10am with Stella puttering around my prone body. She must have mostly slept or pounded on me, because she only pulled her blocks out. We got up and hurriedly got the house ready for our open house. The roses were blooming for it, so that was nice. We went over to my parent’s house for creamed eggs on toast with Christine, Brian, Katie, Ryan, Mom, Dad, Julie and Stella. It was a nice time. We headed back to our house, where we played with Stella and napped, then over to Anna and Sean’s for movie night. We watched DOA which was great fun. And I had to love a twist that revolved around rival writers. Yeah, a film noir movie about writers. Can’t beat it. Got home, did a bunch more chores and went to bed, where I slept horribly because I’d napped during the day.

I got up and helped to get the house ready, and jumped on the bus to work about 9am. What a weekend. We need a weekend just sitting around soon…

Mud

We went to see Salvage Vanguard’s production of Mud last Thursday. We started out the night by heading out to spider house for a beer. Spider House has had a paint job and is a significantly nicer place to be. Our cashier wasn’t surly. May have been an anomaly, but may not…
We headed on over to the new Salvage Vanguard theater. I was a bit taken aback. I was expecting this:

But got this:

I can’t believe I was taken in by a PhotoShop job. I am so lame.

Anyway, there was no one in the house that night. Quite a change from the normal Salvage Vanguard show. The chairs were comfy and the show was off. Mud was - episodic. To the extreme. No scene seemed to last for more than about 3 minutes. And often the longer scenes were made up almost entirely of silence. I’m all for silence, but this was a bit much. The script was about several uneducated characters stuck in a dead end existence. As the character Mae (Jenny Larson) tries to better herself in life; first by shacking up with the most intelligent man in town (which isn’t saying much) and then by leaving entirely, she stirs up resentment, and eventually violence in the men around her.

I really didn’t care much about the characters. The play seemed to often be played for laughs which seemed at odds with the purpose of the play. Occasionally I’d get really into a character and then we’d have a scene change (accompanied by shifting lights and long sound effect), that would completely dampen my ability to relate. I started watching in the second act, and I think the play could have been done without all of these interruptions. I think it might have made for a stronger narrative, but perhaps it’s meant to be episodic to mark the passage of time.

In any case, it was well acted. You should go see it and support Salvage Vanguard in their new space. It’s going to be a really fantastic place to see theater.

A Visit to the Domain

This weekend was a bit stressful. On Friday we did some cleaning and watched Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple which was horrifying. Like horror movie horrifying. It’s the sort of movie where you know how it’s going to end, but there’s so much suspense as it plays out. And there was so much about the story Julie and I didn’t know. And they had filmed it. Pretty much everything horrifying was on tape. We gave it 5 stars, but never want to see anything like it again.

On Saturday, I got up early and went jogging with Stella. We did about 4 miles and I jogged by my parent’s house on the way back. Once there, I was notified, by Julie that I had to stay at my parent’s because people were viewing our house. I eventually got a shower, and helped my parent’s move furniture. They’d manage to find the one place in America that still sells solidly constructed furniture (albeit constructed out of MDF). We moved some truly heavy desks and dressers. That night we saw the Pillowman at Hyde Park.

Stella woke up a lot on Sunday. I ended up going in at 7am, pulling her out of bed, and sleeping with her on my chest for about an hour. Julie came in at about 8:15, and we all cuddled together for a few minutes. But… Sunday we had our open house. We were planning on going to church, but we quickly realized we had too much work to do. And people wanted to see the house at 11am. Actually, they wanted to see it at 10:30am, but Julie had to tell them that was not feasible. So before lunch, my dad and I took 2 loads of boxes over to their house. I cut and edged the lawn. Rearranged the garage, took a shower, and was out of the house by about 10:50. It was crazy. We had a nice lunch at Kirby Lane, and then ended up going to The Domain with my parent’s. It was fun being shopping tourists. We made an enormous number of catty comments about the attitudes of some of the shoppers around us. Then there were a lot of families who like us were obviously touristing there. I bout some cooking twine for $3.50.

They had some water jets embedded in the street for kids to play in, and Stella had quite a bit of fun. The jets would turn on and off, and at one point the jet turned off. Stella leaned over to check out where the water had went and caught a face full as it turned back on. Comedy gold. She was a good sport about it. We ate dinner at whole foods with my parents, went home and watched “Maxed Out”. The movie was good, but depressing. We also gave it 5 stars. But it was a depressing movie weekend.

Oh, this morning Stella stuck her fingers in the fan. Julie had warned me she was going to try to do this. I being her father, knew she was going to do this eventually. I being the adult version of a child who liked to play with fans, however, I knew that the modern plastic fans cannot chop your fingers off. They really don’t even scrape your fingers very well. However, they do teach you very effectively not to put your fingers into fans. Which is a good thing to learn before you encounter one of those massive gymnasium fans with the aircraft turbine blades.

Stella’s First! Stella sticks fingers into fan. Cry’s for a few seconds because that actually hurts!

I’m really not completely cavalier about safety. I just was a Curious George growing up. And I had to learn a lot of stuff myself, by doing things like sticking my fingers into fans. I apparently liked to put things into electrical sockets and send myself flying across the room.

I do not plan to allow Stella to do this.

I will draw the line somewhere.

The Pillowman

We went to see the Pillowman on Saturday night. It was a sold out show. They had all the names from the reservations already attached to chairs. I suppose to make you feel like you were entering a totalitarian regime where the state knows that you’re visiting the theater. This ended up leaving some people pretty cranky, though, as they couldn’t choose their own seats.

I’d read this play before. I should really come out in the open. I don’t read plays. I think the Pillowman is the only play I’ve read in the past 3 years (ok, I read Swimming to Cambodia, but that’s a monologue). Dolores said I should read it. It’s pretty well written, but it’s very, very dark.

I told Julie it was dark on the way there, and she said, “Well, yeah, it’s a black comedy”. I just reiterated that it was more of a dark comedy than a black one. And it was just as unsettling in person.

The play starts out with a scene straight out of Kafka’s “The Trial”. A man is interrogated for reasons unknown to him, but possibly related to the stories he writes. The stories generally involve children coming to a dark and brutal end. And as the play progresses we learn how this all relates to the storyteller’s family life.

The play was really well acted. The set design was quite nice, and the way they integrated non-realistic story-vignettes was quite well done. The problem is that the play is long. It reads quickly, but it’s really long. According to our friend Norman it really should be a 3 act play with 2 intermissions. Hyde Park staged it with only one intermission. And you’ll feel that. It’s hard not to get antsy from sitting so long. The first act is longer than most one act plays (and quite a few two acts).

The writing is so floral. There are so many stories, and substories, and plot points. All the characters are well developed, including the interrogating policemen, but at some point you just want the plot to move forward and to stop being so beautifully developed. Perhaps that’s the part of me talking that watches too many movies.

Also, it’s really dark. I left the theater feeling disquieted. The play reminds me of Chuck Paluhniuk when he’s just being disgusting for no real reason other than he’s being disgusting. The stories are so consistently dark, that I just eventually couldn’t completely enjoy the comedy of the play. And it does have quite a bit of really good comedy.

In any case, it was really well directed and acted. It’ll be one of the better theater pieces you see this year, so get out there and see it


Comments

Jooley Ann (www.julieholden.com)

2007-06-12T21:19:30.000Z

Hey, I’m glad you liked The Pillowman, too! I like it when ppl like the same theatre as I do. :) My review is on Austinist — and, heh, I made a reference to Paluhniuk too! I wonder how many people who are familiar w/ his work have that reaction to Pillowman?

On the subject...

On the subject of social security… shouldn’t it really be a system where the amount you get after retirement is based upon how much your kids (and grandkids) currently earn rather than how much you earned during your life? Because that makes a lot more sense based upon how the system is currently setup.

Sometimes I just got to rant...

I really hate the conservative rhetoric machine that is always putting words in the mouths of liberals. This all started with this article:

Thomas Sowell Just Another Backwards Cracker

and the original article it came from. I wrote a long comment on the original article that I figured I’d post here. I’m so tired of this rhetoric from both sides. I realize I’ve been a part of it, but c’mon. Time to move on people…

I see this childlike mentality on both sides of the debate. Anytime you adhere to a party line so absolutely you are like a teenager. Trying on an ideology to see how it fits. But you have to at some point see the failings in both sides. Sure there were definitely some negativities to the revolution of the sixties. Sowell didn’t even bring up groups like the Weatherman. But there was also real, important, substantial change. Women have real value in our society. African Americans have real value in our society. Those were massive changes, and some of the process of making that happen had downsides, but they overall change was very important. And those changes are a key reason why Sowell actually can write an article on the Internet criticizing the sixties today.

I see so much rhetoric putting words into the mouths of liberals that is just ridiculous. Rush Limbaugh has entire fantasy conversations with liberals that don’t bear any relation to any liberal I’ve ever spoken with in real life.

Let me dispel some fallacies for you:

All liberals are Pro-Abortion: Many are Pro-Choice and strongly anti-abortion. They just don’t feel that the government has a right to infringe on the sovereign property rights of a human being to their own body. This belief has much in common with many conservatives who are strongly against giving the government the ability to track our every move (and perhaps implant us with ID chips). There is a lot of common ground on autonomy of the human body within a democracy. Perhaps we should be working together to avoid all unwanted pregnancies, rather than debating laws that could have serious consequences for the inalienable rights of the individual within our democracy. After all that is how Roe v. Wade is framed. If that falls then there is no reason for you to believe that you have a right for the government not to implant a chip in your body and track your every movement. I wish the chips were stacked better, but those are the stakes. It’s unpleasant in every direction.

All liberals are Pro-Tax: Every liberal I’ve ever talked to has hated taxes just as much as every conservative I’ve ever talked to. It is ridiculous to even suggest that liberals are for taxes. However, the United States government does have a lot of things right now that simply have to be paid. If you look at the budget, the majority is spent on the military (which we currently don’t want to cut), and paying interest on our debt. We wouldn’t make much of a dent on the tax liability of the average American even if we cut out everything else in the budget. The perception of liberals being pro-tax is that they are simply trying to be pragmatic, as are conservatives. Current conservative thought seems to believe that if taxes are low, growth will occur (which it does), and eventually the amount that we are bringing in from low taxes will match what we are spending, thus achieving a balance. Liberals generally believe that we can’t wait for that day, and we have too many bills currently, and so we should try to bring up the taxes to match our current bills. Both of these have problems. The conservative plan is better for the economy, but there’s no guarantee that we’ll ever be able to pay off our obligations (especially if the Congress continues to spend more money, which history has shown they like to do). The liberal plan has shown to pay off government bills, but has a tendency to slow economic growth, which can make it harder to pay off future government bills. And there’s the tendency of congress (like most Americans) to start spending again once they’ve got their bills in a somewhat manageable state, thus starting the whole cycle over again.

Liberals advocate socialism: None I know of. You might find them advocating things like universal health care, social security, or welfare, but none I know of are interested in taking free enterprise away as the prime motivator of American ingenuity and success in the world. Just as most conservatives aren’t actually for eliminating Social Security. Calling liberals communists and socialists is as helpful as calling conservatives fascists for their military stances. The public will always demand that the government help out its citizens in matters of life and death. Whether that be in cases of invasion (military), natural disaster (FIMA and National Guard), chronic health conditions (Medicaid), or old age (Medicare and Social Security). As a nation we simply don’t have the stomach for people dying in the streets from hunger and exposure. We don’t have the stomach for our grandmother’s and grandfather’s dying of starvation or easily treatable diseases because they’ve run out of retirement money. Currently the issue of “socialism” is some sort of national health plan. The problem is that we’ve got a system that we’re pretending is a free market, that isn’t. Health care can never be a free market, because we all need it, and when we need it we expect to be able to afford it. Conservatives and liberals need to get together on this one and figure out a way to provide this to all Americans. Because ultimately it will happen (see above about distaste of people dying in the streets; see also 60 minutes), and I (and I’d wager many conservatives) would prefer to see this happen in a way that would encourage the kind of amazing innovation that we’ve seen in health care in the United States in the past, while providing affordability. I don’t think that system will look like socialism or capitalism, and I think we’ll have to work together to make it happen.

Liberals love porn, deviant sexual behavior, ‘R’ rated movies, violent video games, and want to expose it to our kids: This is an issue that for some reason always gets tacked to conservatives which is odd. I know many free speech conservatives who are against any censorship, whatsoever. I know many who would like a moderate amount to protect children. I know many who would prefer none of this be produced ever. I see the exact same positions among liberals. Let’s not forget that almost every bill in Congress that attempts to deal with these issues is almost entirely bi-partisan. And their success or defeat is almost always completely bi-partisan also. It’s a silly argument to track as either liberal or conservative. We all love our kids. Blue states actually have lower divorce rates than red states on average so obviously liberals also love their spouses and are committed to marriage. We all have entertainment that we think is worthwhile that has a rating not appropriate for children, and we’ve all seen children’s entertainment that is not appropriate for exposure to inanimate objects. It’s just silly that we spend so much time arguing about this one.

Democrats are anti-property rights: You guys have got to stop trying to pin this one on us. Both liberals and conservatives have to be pragmatic occasionally with regards to eminent domain. We do occasionally need to build roads that don’t wind all over the place to avoid houses. Occasionally we need to put in airports or military bases on top of land owned by private citizens. All but the most strident libertarians are on the same page there. But Kelo v. City of New London (a decision made by an almost entirely conservative Supreme Court) caused wide spread bipartisan support for bills limiting the use of eminent domain in almost every statehouse in the nation. This is something we agree on. Stop listening to people who tell you otherwise. Even the hippies I know who live in communes strongly believe in their right as US citizens to own their communes as their personal property and to be free of government intervention. I have no clue where this idea of liberals advocating the collectivization of property comes from. It must date back to the cold war…

Kids these days have no respect: blah blah blah. Here’s some wisdom for you - people been saying that since the dawn of time. Liberal or conservative. After Cain killed Able, Adam probably said, “If your mother had spanked you more as a child none of this would have ever happened.” Yeah, other people’s kids sometimes annoy me. But they’ve always been that way. We just really, really want to believe it’s not the case. Plus most of us have moved to the city and we have to see each other’s kids all day. It must have been easier out on the farm. Your kids only had to behave when they went into town or went to church once a week.

My goal here is just to point out that using rhetorical straw men has gotten us no where. Nor have insults. Don’t get me wrong. We’ve got to use them. There’s a long tradition of insults and fisticuffs in politics. But at the end of the day we have to realize they’re just words and find the compromises and the common ground.

I am, however still puzzled by Sowell, and man who based on the comments here is wise and learned, going on a rant about intellectuals. That is to my mind the very definition of an intellectual. Although, I guess going on rants about fellow philosophers is a tradition as old as the Greeks (probably older).

Must Build

this design is brilliant:

I’m going to have to build one for Stella. The best thing is that you can stack books on the other side and see-saw alone. How awesome is that? Also I suppose it can become a game as you try to balance it out into a flat bookshelf while trying to load the exact same weight of books on both sides. Not to mention that jumping on one side can catapult all of your books across the room. Fantastic!


Comments

Jooley Ann (www.julieholden.com)

2007-06-09T21:38:28.000Z

“Not to mention that jumping on one side can catapult all of your books across the room. Fantastic!” OMG, you are *so* the coolest dad for thinking that’s fantastic. :)

Lunch!

and dinner, really. We’ve finally hit the wall. I knew this wall existed. I knew I had it coming, but I was just hoping if I ignored it, it would go away. But Stella is really, really sick of our pretend “meals” we feed her. We’ve been feeding her basically the same thing since she starting eating solid food.

  • Chicken (cooked weekly and slowly growing more slimy over the week) or Cheese
  • Frozen Vegetables (mainly corn and peas because that’s what she likes
  • Milk
  • Water
  • Bread or Toasted O’s

She’s finally started getting a little antsy about this same boring food. Especially when she goes out to eat and gets hamburgers and cheese omelets. So last night I was making Grilled Chicken Breasts with Tomato, Olive, and Feta Relish for dinner. Usually dinner gets made after Stella goes to bed, but I made the sauce early and spooned it over her chicken breasts. I even put a piece of mint on there for garnish.

Sidetrack I’d have a picture of this, but Julie’s laptop is a pain to use these days so we aren’t downloading pictures that often. I’ll post it at some point.

It was very artsy. And Stella had another first.

Stella’s First!Realizing garnish doesn’t taste good and is just there to look pretty.

It was amusing. She pulled out the mint. Looked at it. Chewed on it a bit. Then dropped it off of her high chair as an offering to the dogs (who learned about garnish quite a long time ago and were not deceived).

She devoured the food. Which was excellent. And it had vegetables and cheese, so it was sort of healthy.

This led back to the fact that I really need to start cooking for Stella. I’ve been inspired by the past by the site Vegan Lunch Box, even though I could not be less vegan if I tried. She does really interesting things with vegetables. I’m looking for other blogs like this to try to get some ideas for the omnivores in the house.

So I found:

http://lunchinabox.net/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/laptoplunches/

Let me know if you find anything interesting, or have any good ideas for easy balanced lunches for toddlers than can be prepared ahead of time. I also want to get some Bento type lunchboxes for packing leftovers away. I think this might inspire me to be provide more variety (since you’ve got to fill the multiple containers, right?)


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kelli (gillysmama.blogspot.com)

2007-06-12T18:41:15.000Z

I always forget to come over here! I don’t know why, because it’s always interesting. Anyway, there’s a book called First Meals by Annabel Karmel that has a lot of good healthy things. It’s too much work for me most of the time, but I know you cook good stuff. In fact, I can send you my copy if you want it because I NEVER use it. :)

Tim (http://www.loadedguntheory.com/blog/director/listblog/tim.html)

2007-06-12T18:45:41.000Z

I’ll definitely will try looking that up at the library. Epicurious gave it a really good review. I’m trying not to acquire any new books at the moment, though, because we’re going to be moving soon, but thanks for the offer.

Not Sold Yet

So I’ve been listening to this With Lasers. I suppose we didn’t really want it to sell on day 1. Haven’t heard from the tile place if they’re going to be able to install our tile before our open house.

What else is going on? Julie and I are doing lots of small stuff around the house. Last night I:

  • Cleaned the oven. We sprayed it with horrific chemicals a few nights ago. Then I attempted to cook something in it, because I am forgetful. This released magical toxic fumes through the oven vent under the back left burner. Sometimes I feel like my oven resembles a steam engine. And one day it’s going to stand up on spindly white legs. Move forward from its niche revealing it’s long spindley be-gloved hands. It’s two front burners will flip up revealing his eyes and he will begin talking to me with his oven mouth. Inevitably I will say something rude and he will turn on his burner eyes and they will glow red, red, red! What was I talking about? Oh yes. Two hours after I sprayed the over last night I actually cleaned it. It is now nice and clean. And it only releases mildly toxic fumes when I turn it on.

  • Replanted a hanging basket with new flowers. The old flowers had died. These were the special magical yellow flowers. Yellow flowers apparently make people want to buy. Or something. I hate throwing away plants that I haven’t given around six months to struggle back to life. But desperate times and all that.

  • Played Lego Star Wars. For 10 minutes after I got Stella in bed, while Julie was getting Roxie from the groomers. Roxie looked even more ridiculous than normal. She had two pink ear bows, and a big pink bow attached to her harness. As always she looked naked and mortified.

  • Vacuumed the downstairs. Vacuuming is boring. There’s no way around it. No story there.

  • Ate McDonalds. The new geniuses they’ve hired are unable to complete an order correctly. I did not get my super-sized fries last night, and they decided this time Honey-Mustard was the same as Honey. Although that’s a step up. Last time I asked for Barbecue sauce and honey, and I got sweet and sour. I suppose she was keying off of the “and”. How sad is it that these teenagers cannot even properly perform a McDonalds job? A job that was designed to require next to no thinking.

  • Put on a missing cable TV wall plate.

  • But not in that order.

Could this post be my entry for The Holme’s Carnival of the Mundane? Probably not. I’m sure I can get more mundane than this.


Comments

Holmes (http://the-holmes.blogspot.com)

2007-06-06T18:53:28.000Z

Dude, send it in! I needs posts!

Kate (http://katiekatworld.blogspot.com)

2007-06-07T00:58:34.000Z

1. Did I tell you about when I tried to run our self-cleaning oven? Not good. Smoke billowing and multiple alarms wailing. And these are the siren kind and not completely in sync with each other. 2. We haven’t yet killed the jasmine we planted last month. 3. We have a bin of LEGO. I’m tempted to pull it down and play with it. Especially now that our house is clean and our entire dining room table is bare. Screaming for a huge mess to be made on it. 4. That is the coolest freaking CD!! And don’t worry, I’ll buy it. People who steal music annoy me also. 5. It mystifies me why making my Happy Meal is so difficult. Sometimes I really throw their wheels off by requesting milk or water instead of orange drink or whatever usually comes with it, even though those are listed as valid substitutions. 6. Vacuuming is terrible. Although, before our party last weekend I found myself vacuuming baseboards with the NEEDLE-NOSE attachment. Possessed by our mom was I. That’s all I have. Nothing to rival your Oven on a Rampage, though.

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