So my husband said I was “deviant” last night after reading yesterday’s post.  Please!  So I just re-read my answers and I still don’t see what is deviant about them.  Although, I have to admit, I really like someone calling me deviant.  I’ve always liked people thinking of me as deviant (other than authority figures, I want their approval), which is perhaps why I I was able to answer yes to so many of the things on the list.  I want to see Tim’s answers now, I’m sure he’s only done like 2 things.  That’s because he is scared to death of getting caught.  I very rarely got caught when I was growing up, but when I did, it was never really that bad.  I got a tattoo despite the fact my dad said, “he wouldn’t pay for my college education if I got one.”  When he found out, did he stop paying for my college education?  Of course not!  I think he was just amused by it.  And if I got caught, it was usually for my own good.  I got caught shoplifting by my mom and it scared me straight, never even thought about doing it ever again.  And some of the stuff I did was for really good reasons.  One of the (very few) times I skipped class was to not see the Power Team, some stupid group of weightlifters that tore phone books in half and talked about how “awesome” God was.  I have no clue how that fit into a Public School Curriculum.  We all got Slurpees instead and went over and woke up our friend Philip who had graduated the year before and bugged him.  I remember being so scared someone would see my pink tongue and know I’d skipped.  The horror! 

I’m prattling on.  It’s Wednesday, and I really don’t want to work even more than usual.  But now I have been summoned to order sammiches.  Let’s just hope the creepy guy at Jimmy John’s can keep himself from fawning all over me.  He makes me feel dirty!

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Comments

Tarv

2006-01-25T20:18:07.000Z

They brought the friggin Power Team into a public school, and required students to go?  That’s fucked.  Good for you for skipping.  ‘Roid rage for Jesus in public schools sounds pretty questionable to me.

ashley

2006-01-25T20:26:01.000Z

So Im reading julies blog and I see that suddenly a comment has appeared and its from Travis.  We were reading at the same time.

Isn’t that cute!!!

hhaha just kidding

I had my dad threaten not letting me come visit them if I got any MORE tattoos.  The first one I got when I was 17 just produced some head shaking and sighing and “you’ll regret it”.  Funny thing is, I did regret it…but only because the tattoo was silly and done poorly.  I have since been re-tattooed to cover it up.

a twisted cross with flames.  what was I thinking.

The only thing my weird high school did was require us to take the ASFAB or whatever test.  It was for the military.  I guess they thought we had no other hope.  It was YEARS before the recruiters stopped calling me.

mmm slurpeees.  I was thinking about slurpees a few days ago and how I hadn’t had one in years. mmm forbidden sugar rush.

kelli

2006-01-25T21:03:55.000Z

What exactly did he think was deviant about it?  I think that’s funny.  What I got out of yours is that you’re remarkably healthy and haven’t traveled to that many far places.  Is it the stealing something from your job?  Because I tell you what, you work at a chicken place through college, you steal yourself a 2-piece and biscuit every shift.  :)  And at least you didn’t say you’ve kissed strangers.  Apparently I went to way too many bars in college and drank way too much.  Actually, seems like all the deviant things I did were in college.  And all our parents say we should go there.  HHmmmmm…