Things I cannot wait to do after I\'m no longer pregnant
1) Wear pants that do not fall down. I have this thing called a Bella Band, but if I wear that, my internal organs get squeezed after a while and I get a backache, so I stop wearing it. In fact, this afternoon, I took it off while at my desk and IT PULLED MY PANTS DOWN! Thank God no one was out in the hallway!
2) Drink a nice cold pint of beer. I don’t even care what at this point, but front-runners would definitely be a Snake Bite (Cider and Harp), a Stella Artois, or a Boddingtons.
3) Drink a margarita. Ahhh…
4) Walk without Waddling. I’m gonna’ strut!
5) Eat an italian sandwich with lots of greasy meats. See, I have to have all lunch meat heated to prevent listeria, so I can never just go to the sandwich shop and order a sandwich.
6) Drink a glass of Smoking Loon Syrah.
7) Find the smallest clearance between clothes racks at the store and walk between them. Sideways.
8) Lie on my back. A lot!
Comments
ashlita
2006-01-31T23:06:34.000Z
I had a few of their hot sandwiches while I was pregnant…they get them pretty steaming so it seemed alright.
kelli
2006-02-01T20:29:31.000Z
I am very torn about the whole lunchmeat thing. I ate it when I was pregnant with Gilly sometimes and my doctor this last time said it was fine to eat it, and that he’d never had a patient in twenty years get sick from listeria. Of course, given current events, part of me thinks IT WAS THE TURKEY!! Anything to blame myself, right? :)
Anyway, only a few more weeks till you can do all those fun things, except a lot of drinking if you plan to nurse. But there’s always the pump ‘n’ dump. Very helpful.