Spawn of Slapdash

Sep 5, 2004

Spawn of Slapdash was a big success. Thanks to all of you who participated.

In the works...

Sep 5, 2004

Travis is working on a new play for January.

New Members!

Sep 5, 2004

LGT has three new members! Ian LeClair, William Rene (aka Bill) and Le Easter have agreed to join us in our madcap theatre-making. Welcome aboard guys!

Exeunt Dead Actor was performed on January 30th at [link:LGT.Other.Venues.Hyde%20Park%20Theatre|Frontera Fest]

Sep 5, 2004

Check out our last show - [link:LGT.Shows.The Rapist and the Murderer|The Rapist and the Murderer]

Sep 5, 2004

RSS Feed

Aug 5, 2004

So I added an RSS Feed for Loaded Gun Theory. You can add it to your favorite newsreader here:

/rss/index.xml

Don’t have a newsreader? Check out the article here:

http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,3973,1228952,00.asp

and download one. Then you can get all your news constantly throughout the day without having to actually visit a website. It is the height of laziness.

Harold and Maude

Jun 16, 2004

*[Missing Image: Harold and Maude]*

This is Harold and Maude. Two swinging chihahuas from the 50s on vacation at a resort in the Blue Mountains near dollywood.

In this picture Harold has gotten drunk again. Maude is angry because Harold keeps hitting on the waitress. But Harold can’t help it that he’s a social butterfly!

Comments

Maude

2004-06-16T20:53:14.000Z

Harold, if I have told you once, I have told you two-thousand three-hundred and two times: stop submitting our pictures to Chihuahustler! It’s embarassing. That’s the last time I let you out of my site you no-good dog!

Harold

2004-07-15T20:28:35.000Z

Don’t be mad baby, you know I love ya’! I was just showing the world how beautiful my little lady is. How much I love you, my little hoochie-coochie. Now come on, let’s go on back to the room. Don’t make me break out my Rick James, honey, you know how crazy that makes ya!

Mindy

2004-07-25T19:53:20.000Z

We’ve got a bare bellied weenie dog that you just gotta see! BTW Tim, Seth and DJ (better known as Kenneth and Donald to you High School Chums) say HI!!!

Something\'s afoot at the Circle K

Jun 4, 2004

yes, apparently my parents are moving to San Dimas, CA, Ted. I should probably call them and find out for sure, but that’s an awful lot of work to go to. I’m sure they’ll tell me for sure at some point.

Comments

Julie

2004-04-13T18:26:01.000Z

You misquoted Sir Bill and Sir Ted. It’s “Something Strange is Afoot at the Circle K”

I’m pretty sure I’m correct, as I’ve seen that movie way, way, way too many 100’s of times.

Tim

2004-04-16T02:54:09.000Z

It’s actually:

Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.

according to IMDB

So my parents are moving to cyprus

Apr 7, 2004

Yeah cyprus. My dad’s going to work for this company called World Vision. And they look pretty good and all. Look at this bit I ripped from their website:

A child from India drinks water from a tap provided by World Vision

You going to attempt to argue with that? No. Because you can’t. But in this email, my Father says that they have done a lot of work around the world contributing to the Trauma Jar. Now the Trauma Jar in my family is basically like the idea of a Swearing Jar. Every time you swear you throw a buck in the Swearing Jar. The Trauma Jar is that every time you tell a traumatic story, like perhaps tell someone the storyline to ‘Of Mice and Men’, they can demand that you donate money to their trauma jar. It’s not real money, but the ideas the same.

Well my dad said that World Vision had been contributing to the Trauma Jar all over the world. I’m sure he meant the inverse of that, or maybe he meant that they’d been doing all sorts of moving things that involved long tear-jerky stories. ‘Course my feeling is that they should probably throw in another buck for my sisters and I. Do I have to answer the phone if they call from Cyprus? I mean, how rude is that?

Comments

Tara

2004-04-07T18:09:09.000Z

I find it far more amusing to think that the company is going around traumatizing people and having to give them a dollar each time. I just see this image of an exec chatting someone up in the elevator… Everything looks fine as the door closes and the elevator starts to move. A brief cut and the door is opening again. The fellow passenger is ashen, and their eyes have glossed over. The smiling exec puts a folded dollar bill in their breast pocket as he steps past them to exit the elevator. The doors close with the other still inside, and still just staring straight ahead.

Oh yeah, that’s good stuff.

The “Evil” Daughter-in-law

2004-04-07T19:20:04.000Z

So I think this is a bad idea for Tim’s parents to move half-way around the world where they don’t know anybody, but I have to admit I also cannot resist Indian children drinking tap water. And I saw a Lonely Planet on Cyprus and it is incredibly beautiful, so hopefully I can snag a trip out of this. Although, I would have preferred San Demis because then we could stay with the parentals and go out drinking with the Salinases (is that a word?). And we could visit the hometown of Bill and Ted. But Cyprus is very cool. Maybe a trip there would make up for the aborted Papua New Guinea trip. And I think that Tara should be put on advertising staff stat. That idea rocks!

san dimas high school football rocks!

2004-04-07T21:14:18.000Z

I drive by San Dimas High School every day on my to shitjob.

But only one more day of this. Then I am free.

It’s funny. You never realize how good the game industry can be until you work temp for a while.

bs

2004-04-07T21:15:12.000Z

I got the ‘title’ and ‘posted by’ fields mixed up.

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

LEaster

2004-04-07T22:43:27.000Z

After your dad went to so much trouble to get that kid to the fountain, how does he repay “The Vision”? By wasting all that water! He’s only getting a drop or two there and I bet they don’t even recycle. Truly, automatic traumatic.

e-bo the letter

2004-04-08T21:28:20.000Z

I’m still trying to figure out what small Indian children are doing in Cyprus. Or is it just that one kid? Poor kid. That’s what happens when you play hide ‘n’ seek in shipping freights.

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So I was swiffering yesterday...

Feb 20, 2004

‘cause I needed to get the house ready for New Years Eve. Swiffering in my house is something we do, even though it doesn’t really work. So I was watching TV today and an ad came on for Swiffer. Their slogan is

Stop cleaning. Start Swiffering.

Which brings up a point. Maybe Procter and Gamble are actually using truth in advertising. Swiffer mops don’t actually clean anything. Thus if you start Swiffering your will stop cleaning. I gotta hand it to the freemason satanists at Procter and Gamble, this is genius!

This realization hasn’t of course allowed me to figure out why we are still swiffering even though it doesn’t work.

Comments

Tara

2004-01-02T17:02:36.000Z

I had a great time at the New Year’s Eve party. Thank you for having us. I have to say that I thought the house was pretty clean (you know, until we got through with it) so the swiffering can’t be all bad. It at least hides dirt.

Tim

2004-02-20T20:46:21.000Z

This is a test comment.

Barry Levitson, Regional Sales Manager, Zone 11-A

2004-03-18T03:41:33.000Z

Just did a quick google search on the swiffer to see if it was a product worthy of my time! Thanks for the input! I’m going to go buy one right now!

Thanks Again!
Barry Levitson

Barry Levitson, Regional Sales Manager, Zone 11-A

2004-03-19T17:46:03.000Z

Okay buster, after reading your comments on the swiffer, I decided that I would stop cleaning and give swiffering a try. Boy oh boy, did that turn out to be a mistake! I don’t know what your idea of a quality product is, but this thing just plain stinks. My wife Debbie and I are in firm agreement that the swiffer is for suckers! I hope the next person who comes to this website for swiffer advice doesn’t make the same mistake I did. Boy is my face red!

Thanks For Nothing,
Barry Levitson
Regional Sales Manager
Zone 11-A

Barry Levitson, Regional Sales Manager, Zone 11-A

2004-03-22T03:22:07.000Z

To Whom It May Concern,

My lawyer pointed out that your little Swiffer note was not, in fact, an official endorsement of the Swiffer, so my lawsuit is unnecessary and without any real grounds. But hey, you can’t blame a guy for trying! All the same, I don’t think you should put reference to satanists out where children can read it.

Yours Truly,
Barry Levitson
Regional Sales Manager
Zone 11-A

Barry Levitson, Regional Sales Manager, Zone 11-A

2004-03-26T18:06:58.000Z

I had thought this whole swiffer nightmare was over, except we bought 50 of the damn things, and I can’t just throw them away! I came home yesterday to find Debbie mopping with a regular mop. Long story short, we get into this great big fight and I end up sleeping on the couch, which was her parents’ old couch, so it’s pretty old and not very comfortable. I got maybe an hour of sleep last night, and now I’m here at the office, dead on my feet. All thanks to you and your idiotic product endorsement. Yes, I know what my lawyer said, but I still blame you. You really should be ashamed of yourself Mr. Thomas. Very very ashamed.

Barry Levitson
Regional Sales Manager
Zone 11-A

Barry Levitson, Regional Sales Manager, Zone 11-A, Super Lover Man

2004-03-26T22:48:00.000Z

Mr. Thomas, I owe you an apology. I was very upset with you because I was projecting the blame for the problems between Debbie and I onto you. I did not have to get mad at my wife for using a regular mop, especially since she gets the house just so darn clean! Anyway, we just finished making up, if you know what I mean, and things are dandy now. Hope you’re doing well.

Sincerely,
Barry Levitson
Super Lover Man

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